So, to recap, at the end of the last episode of this enthralling story the Prince and his entourage (including a talking horse, a gay Dragon, a sheep, a congenital liar of a wandering Minstrel, an absolutely minging Dwarf and a very powerful Sorcerer with a penchant for “out-ing” senior members of the royal family) …
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Prince Charming & The Dirty Shepherdess
Once upon a time in a fairy tale Realm were several Kingdoms. One of which was ruled over by an Evil Queen…so should that be a Queendom? For the sake of equality? Nonetheless, this Evil Queen had abducted a Golden Goose from under the noses of Prince Charming and Red Riding Hood. The aforementioned bird …
Kings of Leon – Can we Please Have Fun?
An interesting album title for a band who have, at least from the outside, always taken themselves so seriously. One feels as if Kings of Leon should have been a world beating rock band since they broke through to the mainstream in the late noughties with Sex On Fire et al. But instead they used …
Trumpwatch 2
It takes an almighty effort to insult and offend millions of people on a daily basis, ranging from adolescents to global leaders including Putin, Prime Minister of Greenland Egarde, Mark Carney – Canada’s leader – and the royal family of Denmark. Yet even old Pumpkin head can’t keep up this level of effrontery and so today …
Prince Charming & The Elves
Now you may or may not remember, but once upon a time in fairy story world there was Prince Charming, his adorable servant Archie and his talking horse Percy. That’s not to forget Archie’s mule but, in the grand scheme of things, he’s not very important as he has no name and couldn’t speak the …
Prince Charming & The Weaver
The reader might be aware that the Evil Queen had waged war on the Realm. Her army had invaded several other Kingdoms but faced stiff resistance from Prince Charming and his allies. Indeed, the progress of her army had been halted in the Kingdom of the Emperor, a spoilt layabout interested mainly in his wardrobe …
The Warlock – Part III
In summary, the Prince, Percy, Red Riding Hood and their new acquaintance the Warlock had arrived in the Kingdom of the Evil Queen with plans to overthrow her and thwart her scheme to enslave the entire Realm. The Warlock had teleported himself and the Prince into the Evil Queen’s private quarters (not a euphemism) to …
Prince Charming & The Pirates
The Dwarf marched into the court where he found Archie beating his fist against the huge goldfish bowl which he had his craftsmen construct. It stood to the right of his throne, containing several gallons of water and, more importantly, the Mermaid. She was lying at the bottom of the bowl, her back to Archie.“Good …
The Warlock – Part II
As the dear reader may remember from the last episode, the elusive Warlock and his loyal servant Plumtree had left their cave and travelled to a nearby town in order for the Warlock to meet members of the opposite sex. This included the fiasco of a speed dating event after which Plumtree concluded that the …
Prince Charming & The Leprechaun
After striking a bargain with the Evil Fairy, the Prince and Percy had found a pixie fitting her very specific requirements in order to persuade her to lift the spell on Sleeping Beauty. However, to their surprise, while the Evil Fairy was otherwise engaged with the pixie in the undergrowth, Sleeping Beauty had been awoken. …
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