The Evil Queen’s attempt to wage war on the Realm had not exactly been a success. Her army had fallen at the first hurdle or, rather, fallen into the moat belonging to Baron Hardup. To compound her problems, it had emerged that King Thrushbeard was thus named such due to picking up a regrettable malady …
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The Warlock – Part II
As the dear reader may remember from the last episode, the elusive Warlock and his loyal servant Plumtree had left their cave and travelled to a nearby town in order for the Warlock to meet members of the opposite sex. This included the fiasco of a speed dating event after which Plumtree concluded that the …
Prince Charming & The Civil War
Prince Charming & The Civil War The Kingdom was at odds. You might have got this impression if you had bothered reading the last umpteen episodes. If you are a loyal and trusted reader then avoid the next paragraph. If you are a newcomer, let me summarise events for you my Johnny-come-lately friend. Prince Charming …
Prince Charming & The Dragon
“Run like buggery!” shrieked Archie. Archie, Prince Charming and the Dwarf all scrambled down the craggy mountainside, dragging their steeds behind them who awkwardly followed. “I want to go back!” complained the Prince stopping halfway down. “I’m sure the Kingdom can do without me. Surely there’s somebody else to slay dragons?” “No, my lord,” Archie …
The Gingerbread Man – Part II
Once upon a time there was a Realm in which there lived all sorts of very strange creatures. As the reader might know, it had become the role of Prince Charming and his loyal and talkative horse Percy to police some of these eccentric and dangerous miscreants. They included the Pied Piper who had graduated …
Prince Charming & The Wedding
So our gallant heroes and Archie had found their separate ways to the Royal Palace to reveal what the naughty, meddlesome and scandal mongering Sorcerer had been up to. And now dear and loyal reader, after a long and exhausting journey full of ills, spills and talking horses, you are in for a finale jam …
Prince Charming & King Thrushbeard
While the Evil Queen and her brother the Warlock were trying to create an army to wage war on the Realm, the Prince, Percy and Sleeping Beauty had been joined by the peculiar Leprechaun who had an unhealthy fixation with rainbows and pots of gold. However, as they rode through the Realm, another topic …
Prince Charming & The Zombies
The flesh eating Zombies were drawing closer and closer as the Prince removed his sword from the sheath and kicked at Percy. “I’m not going near them!” Percy complained. “It’s not like you to be scared of humans?” “It’s what they turn into that scares me,” he replied. “But Percy!” the Prince cried. “We must …
Prince Charming & Dandini
To update the loyal and probably mentally unhinged readership of where exactly we are in the adventures of Prince Charming and the circumstances of the strange group of characters at loose in the Realm, one will try keeping explanations brief and concise. Essentially the Prince and, lest we ever forget, his faithful steed Percy were …
Prince Charming & Archie’s Quest
So, to recap, at the end of the last episode of this enthralling story the Prince and his entourage (including a talking horse, a gay Dragon, a sheep, a congenital liar of a wandering Minstrel, an absolutely minging Dwarf and a very powerful Sorcerer with a penchant for “out-ing” senior members of the royal family) …
