Once upon a time there was a Realm in which there lived all sorts of very strange creatures. As the reader might know, it had become the role of Prince Charming and his loyal and talkative horse Percy to police some of these eccentric and dangerous miscreants. They included the Pied Piper who had graduated …
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The Gingerbread Man – Part II
Once upon a time there was a Realm in which there lived all sorts of very strange creatures. As the reader might know, it had become the role of Prince Charming and his loyal and talkative horse Percy to police some of these eccentric and dangerous miscreants. They included the Pied Piper who had graduated …
Prince Charming & The Three Little Pigs
The Prince rode Percy Southwards, away from the Castle and the bizarre events concerning the Princess and the Frog. They were, of course, now accompanied by a new companion in the shape of the Frog who lay safely in the Prince’s luggage tied to the back of his saddle. “Before we go and see …
Prince Charming & Pinocchio – Part II
The dear reader might recall that, due to the curious handiwork of a lonely old carpenter, a freak intervention from the Evil Fairy and the activities of a slave trading grooming gang, the monstrosity that was a walking, talking wooden boy with a tail was at large in the Realm. He went by the …
Prince Charming & The Grim Reaper
The Prince and the Evil Queen were surely only days from meeting each other in the battlefield. The latter had encountered some dissention in the ranks so that the newly recruited Griffin and the Tin Soldier Man had gone away for a few days on what can only be described as a jolly boys …
Prince Charming & The Weaver – Part II
If the dear reader has been paying attention (and that is in the singular for a reason) then they (we haven’t established the gender of this clearly mentally deranged individual as of yet) need an update (which they probably do because they’re unlikely to be the sharpest knife in the drawer if they’re reading …
Prince Charming & The Beauty & The Beast
The Sorcerer, along with Archie over his shoulder, had been viewing the recent adventures of the Prince, Percy, Red Riding Hood and the Frog using the crystal ball. “He seems to have turned things around,” observed the Sorcerer. “They have stopped the Wolf, persuaded Goldilocks to go on the straight and narrow…business as …
Prince Charming & The Wedding
So our gallant heroes and Archie had found their separate ways to the Royal Palace to reveal what the naughty, meddlesome and scandal mongering Sorcerer had been up to. And now dear and loyal reader, after a long and exhausting journey full of ills, spills and talking horses, you are in for a finale jam …
Prince Charming & The Babes in the Wood
So here we are for another exciting episode in the Prince Charming series. I would give them up but the public demand is immense. T-shirts with Percy on them are selling hand over fist. People are queuing overnight just to await the next free download. Archie has become a national hate figure. The Prince is …
Prince Charming & The Emperor’s New Clothes
One may recall that Prince Charming and his devotees had taken the Golden Goose and the Genie in the Lamp from the clutches of the Evil Queen. This had been a major blow against her campaign to invade the entire Realm. They travelled back to the Prince’s Kingdom where he considered his next …
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