As the dear reader may remember from the last episode, the elusive Warlock and his loyal servant Plumtree had left their cave and travelled to a nearby town in order for the Warlock to meet members of the opposite sex. This included the fiasco of a speed dating event after which Plumtree concluded that the …
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Prince Charming & The Pirates
The Dwarf marched into the court where he found Archie beating his fist against the huge goldfish bowl which he had his craftsmen construct. It stood to the right of his throne, containing several gallons of water and, more importantly, the Mermaid. She was lying at the bottom of the bowl, her back to Archie. …
Prince Charming & The Old Woman in the Shoe
Archie, after a disastrous military campaign, had returned to the Evil Queen’s Castle to try explaining why he needed reinforcements and fast. “Things have gone well,” he lied to the Evil Queen in the banqueting hall. “But to sustain any successful invasion abroad, reinforcements are crucial.” “I see,” she reddened which was just …
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Prince Charming & The Civil War
Prince Charming & The Civil War The Kingdom was at odds. You might have got this impression if you had bothered reading the last umpteen episodes. If you are a loyal and trusted reader then avoid the next paragraph. If you are a newcomer, let me summarise events for you my Johnny-come-lately friend. Prince Charming …
Prince Charming & Archie’s Quest
So, to recap, at the end of the last episode of this enthralling story the Prince and his entourage (including a talking horse, a gay Dragon, a sheep, a congenital liar of a wandering Minstrel, an absolutely minging Dwarf and a very powerful Sorcerer with a penchant for “out-ing” senior members of the royal family) …
Prince Charming & The Dragon
“Run like buggery!” shrieked Archie. Archie, Prince Charming and the Dwarf all scrambled down the craggy mountainside, dragging their steeds behind them who awkwardly followed. “I want to go back!” complained the Prince stopping halfway down. “I’m sure the Kingdom can do without me. Surely there’s somebody else to slay dragons?” “No, my lord,” Archie …
The Gingerbread Man – Part II
Once upon a time there was a Realm in which there lived all sorts of very strange creatures. As the reader might know, it had become the role of Prince Charming and his loyal and talkative horse Percy to police some of these eccentric and dangerous miscreants. They included the Pied Piper who had graduated …
The Gingerbread Man – Part II
Once upon a time there was a Realm in which there lived all sorts of very strange creatures. As the reader might know, it had become the role of Prince Charming and his loyal and talkative horse Percy to police some of these eccentric and dangerous miscreants. They included the Pied Piper who had graduated …
Prince Charming & The Three Little Pigs
The Prince rode Percy Southwards, away from the Castle and the bizarre events concerning the Princess and the Frog. They were, of course, now accompanied by a new companion in the shape of the Frog who lay safely in the Prince’s luggage tied to the back of his saddle. “Before we go and see …
Prince Charming & Pinocchio – Part II
The dear reader might recall that, due to the curious handiwork of a lonely old carpenter, a freak intervention from the Evil Fairy and the activities of a slave trading grooming gang, the monstrosity that was a walking, talking wooden boy with a tail was at large in the Realm. He went by the …
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