The Evil Queen’s attempt to wage war on the Realm had not exactly been a success. Her army had fallen at the first hurdle or, rather, fallen into the moat belonging to Baron Hardup. To compound her problems, it had emerged that King Thrushbeard was thus named such due to picking up a regrettable malady …
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The Warlock – Part II
As the dear reader may remember from the last episode, the elusive Warlock and his loyal servant Plumtree had left their cave and travelled to a nearby town in order for the Warlock to meet members of the opposite sex. This included the fiasco of a speed dating event after which Plumtree concluded that the …
Prince Charming & The Pirates
The Dwarf marched into the court where he found Archie beating his fist against the huge goldfish bowl which he had his craftsmen construct. It stood to the right of his throne, containing several gallons of water and, more importantly, the Mermaid. She was lying at the bottom of the bowl, her back to Archie. …
Prince Charming & The Old Woman in the Shoe
Archie, after a disastrous military campaign, had returned to the Evil Queen’s Castle to try explaining why he needed reinforcements and fast. “Things have gone well,” he lied to the Evil Queen in the banqueting hall. “But to sustain any successful invasion abroad, reinforcements are crucial.” “I see,” she reddened which was just …
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Prince Charming & The Civil War
Prince Charming & The Civil War The Kingdom was at odds. You might have got this impression if you had bothered reading the last umpteen episodes. If you are a loyal and trusted reader then avoid the next paragraph. If you are a newcomer, let me summarise events for you my Johnny-come-lately friend. Prince Charming …
Prince Charming & Archie’s Quest
So, to recap, at the end of the last episode of this enthralling story the Prince and his entourage (including a talking horse, a gay Dragon, a sheep, a congenital liar of a wandering Minstrel, an absolutely minging Dwarf and a very powerful Sorcerer with a penchant for “out-ing” senior members of the royal family) …
Prince Charming & The Three Little Pigs
The Prince rode Percy Southwards, away from the Castle and the bizarre events concerning the Princess and the Frog. They were, of course, now accompanied by a new companion in the shape of the Frog who lay safely in the Prince’s luggage tied to the back of his saddle. “Before we go and see …
Prince Charming & The Grim Reaper
The Prince and the Evil Queen were surely only days from meeting each other in the battlefield. The latter had encountered some dissention in the ranks so that the newly recruited Griffin and the Tin Soldier Man had gone away for a few days on what can only be described as a jolly boys …
Prince Charming & The Weaver – Part II
If the dear reader has been paying attention (and that is in the singular for a reason) then they (we haven’t established the gender of this clearly mentally deranged individual as of yet) need an update (which they probably do because they’re unlikely to be the sharpest knife in the drawer if they’re reading …
Prince Charming & The Beauty & The Beast
The Sorcerer, along with Archie over his shoulder, had been viewing the recent adventures of the Prince, Percy, Red Riding Hood and the Frog using the crystal ball. “He seems to have turned things around,” observed the Sorcerer. “They have stopped the Wolf, persuaded Goldilocks to go on the straight and narrow…business as …
