The Evil Queen sat on her chaise longue in the Palace as the Prince, Percy and Lord Gambier were brought before her. One says ‘Lord Gambier’ yet in recent hours it had been discovered that the odious and sweaty creature was in fact Archie in disguise. He had travelled to the Evil Queen’s residence in …
Category Archives: Uncategorized
Prince Charming & Snow White
As the Prince, Archie, Red Riding Hood and Percy surveyed the intimidating demonstration of military power at the Castle of the Evil Queen, their hearts sank. “This is going to be a tough one!” exclaimed the Prince. “Yes sire.” “What I want to know is, where has the Evil Queen come …
Prince Charming & Lord Gambier
A lot was at stake in the Realm. There were plenty of sociopathic villains wandering around the place abducting children, baiting badgers, hunting foxes and trying to subjugate the entire place. At the heart of this, Prince Charming had returned most unhappily to his own Kingdom for a rest. That hadn’t lasted long because …
Prince Charming & The Zombies
The flesh eating Zombies were drawing closer and closer as the Prince removed his sword from the sheath and kicked at Percy. “I’m not going near them!” Percy complained. “It’s not like you to be scared of humans?” “It’s what they turn into that scares me,” he replied. “But Percy!” the Prince cried. “We must …
Prince Charming & Dandini
To update the loyal and probably mentally unhinged readership of where exactly we are in the adventures of Prince Charming and the circumstances of the strange group of characters at loose in the Realm, one will try keeping explanations brief and concise. Essentially the Prince and, lest we ever forget, his faithful steed Percy were …
Percy’s Wedding
The Realm was finally at peace. A ceasefire had been declared with long term peace to follow once the Evil Queen tied the knot with her husband. It had been a long time coming and there had been several suitors including a Giant, Archie and a gerbil. But once the Prince and Percy had …
Prince Charming & Archie’s Quest
So, to recap, at the end of the last episode of this enthralling story the Prince and his entourage (including a talking horse, a gay Dragon, a sheep, a congenital liar of a wandering Minstrel, an absolutely minging Dwarf and a very powerful Sorcerer with a penchant for “out-ing” senior members of the royal family) …
Prince Charming & The Dirty Shepherdess
Once upon a time in a fairy tale Realm were several Kingdoms. One of which was ruled over by an Evil Queen…so should that be a Queendom? For the sake of equality? Nonetheless, this Evil Queen had abducted a Golden Goose from under the noses of Prince Charming and Red Riding Hood. The aforementioned bird …
Kings of Leon – Can we Please Have Fun?
An interesting album title for a band who have, at least from the outside, always taken themselves so seriously. One feels as if Kings of Leon should have been a world beating rock band since they broke through to the mainstream in the late noughties with Sex On Fire et al. But instead they used …
Trumpwatch 2
It takes an almighty effort to insult and offend millions of people on a daily basis, ranging from adolescents to global leaders including Putin, Prime Minister of Greenland Egarde, Mark Carney – Canada’s leader – and the royal family of Denmark. Yet even old Pumpkin head can’t keep up this level of effrontery and so today …
Athon 