To update the loyal and probably mentally unhinged readership of where exactly we are in the adventures of Prince Charming and the circumstances of the strange group of characters at loose in the Realm, one will try keeping explanations brief and concise. Essentially the Prince and, lest we ever forget, his faithful steed Percy were …
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Percy’s Wedding
The Realm was finally at peace. A ceasefire had been declared with long term peace to follow once the Evil Queen tied the knot with her husband. It had been a long time coming and there had been several suitors including a Giant, Archie and a gerbil. But once the Prince and Percy had …
Prince Charming & Archie’s Quest
So, to recap, at the end of the last episode of this enthralling story the Prince and his entourage (including a talking horse, a gay Dragon, a sheep, a congenital liar of a wandering Minstrel, an absolutely minging Dwarf and a very powerful Sorcerer with a penchant for “out-ing” senior members of the royal family) …
Prince Charming & The Dirty Shepherdess
Once upon a time in a fairy tale Realm were several Kingdoms. One of which was ruled over by an Evil Queen…so should that be a Queendom? For the sake of equality? Nonetheless, this Evil Queen had abducted a Golden Goose from under the noses of Prince Charming and Red Riding Hood. The aforementioned bird …
Prince Charming & The Weaver
The reader might be aware that the Evil Queen had waged war on the Realm. Her army had invaded several other Kingdoms but faced stiff resistance from Prince Charming and his allies. Indeed, the progress of her army had been halted in the Kingdom of the Emperor, a spoilt layabout interested mainly in his wardrobe …
The Warlock – Part III
In summary, the Prince, Percy, Red Riding Hood and their new acquaintance the Warlock had arrived in the Kingdom of the Evil Queen with plans to overthrow her and thwart her scheme to enslave the entire Realm. The Warlock had teleported himself and the Prince into the Evil Queen’s private quarters (not a euphemism) to …
Prince Charming & The Pirates
The Dwarf marched into the court where he found Archie beating his fist against the huge goldfish bowl which he had his craftsmen construct. It stood to the right of his throne, containing several gallons of water and, more importantly, the Mermaid. She was lying at the bottom of the bowl, her back to Archie.“Good …
Prince Charming & The Leprechaun
After striking a bargain with the Evil Fairy, the Prince and Percy had found a pixie fitting her very specific requirements in order to persuade her to lift the spell on Sleeping Beauty. However, to their surprise, while the Evil Fairy was otherwise engaged with the pixie in the undergrowth, Sleeping Beauty had been awoken. …
The Warlock
Once upon a time in the Realm, there lived a Warlock. This was many years before Prince Charming and Percy were performing their great deeds of chivalry when the Realm was probably a simpler place without much of the silliness and depravity the reader will be familiar with.This Warlock was the most powerful man in …
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