As the Prince, Archie, Red Riding Hood and Percy surveyed the intimidating demonstration of military power at the Castle of the Evil Queen, their hearts sank. “This is going to be a tough one!” exclaimed the Prince. “Yes sire.” “What I want to know is, where has the Evil Queen come …
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Prince Charming & Lord Gambier
A lot was at stake in the Realm. There were plenty of sociopathic villains wandering around the place abducting children, baiting badgers, hunting foxes and trying to subjugate the entire place. At the heart of this, Prince Charming had returned most unhappily to his own Kingdom for a rest. That hadn’t lasted long because …
Prince Charming & The Zombies
The flesh eating Zombies were drawing closer and closer as the Prince removed his sword from the sheath and kicked at Percy. “I’m not going near them!” Percy complained. “It’s not like you to be scared of humans?” “It’s what they turn into that scares me,” he replied. “But Percy!” the Prince cried. “We must …
Percy’s Wedding
The Realm was finally at peace. A ceasefire had been declared with long term peace to follow once the Evil Queen tied the knot with her husband. It had been a long time coming and there had been several suitors including a Giant, Archie and a gerbil. But once the Prince and Percy had …
Prince Charming & Archie’s Quest
So, to recap, at the end of the last episode of this enthralling story the Prince and his entourage (including a talking horse, a gay Dragon, a sheep, a congenital liar of a wandering Minstrel, an absolutely minging Dwarf and a very powerful Sorcerer with a penchant for “out-ing” senior members of the royal family) …
Prince Charming & The Dirty Shepherdess
Once upon a time in a fairy tale Realm were several Kingdoms. One of which was ruled over by an Evil Queen…so should that be a Queendom? For the sake of equality? Nonetheless, this Evil Queen had abducted a Golden Goose from under the noses of Prince Charming and Red Riding Hood. The aforementioned bird …
Prince Charming & The Weaver
The reader might be aware that the Evil Queen had waged war on the Realm. Her army had invaded several other Kingdoms but faced stiff resistance from Prince Charming and his allies. Indeed, the progress of her army had been halted in the Kingdom of the Emperor, a spoilt layabout interested mainly in his wardrobe …
The Warlock – Part III
In summary, the Prince, Percy, Red Riding Hood and their new acquaintance the Warlock had arrived in the Kingdom of the Evil Queen with plans to overthrow her and thwart her scheme to enslave the entire Realm. The Warlock had teleported himself and the Prince into the Evil Queen’s private quarters (not a euphemism) to …
Prince Charming & The Pirates
The Dwarf marched into the court where he found Archie beating his fist against the huge goldfish bowl which he had his craftsmen construct. It stood to the right of his throne, containing several gallons of water and, more importantly, the Mermaid. She was lying at the bottom of the bowl, her back to Archie.“Good …
Prince Charming & The Leprechaun
After striking a bargain with the Evil Fairy, the Prince and Percy had found a pixie fitting her very specific requirements in order to persuade her to lift the spell on Sleeping Beauty. However, to their surprise, while the Evil Fairy was otherwise engaged with the pixie in the undergrowth, Sleeping Beauty had been awoken. …