You may or may not remember the legend that is Prince Charming and his loyal band who went about the fairy tale Kingdoms of the Realm battling dragons and sorcerers, performing heroic deeds at every turn. Perhaps the real truth would be that they didn’t manage any chivalrous acts and actually befriended the aforementioned parties …
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Prince Charming & The Golden Goose
Morale was low as the Prince, Percy and Archie travelled away from the events in the town of the Tin Soldier and the now deceased Paper Ballerina.“I mean why?” the Prince elbowed Archie. “At no point did it cross your tiny mind that using the Paper Ballerina to get the fire going was absolutely the …
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Prince Charming & The Old Woman in the Shoe
Archie, after a disastrous military campaign, had returned to the Evil Queen’s Castle to try explaining why he needed reinforcements and fast.“Things have gone well,” he lied to the Evil Queen in the banqueting hall. “But to sustain any successful invasion abroad, reinforcements are crucial.”“I see,” she reddened which was just about visible under all …
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The Evil Fairy
Once upon a time in the Realm there was a fairy. At this point in their tale, they were not known by the moniker of ‘The Evil Fairy’. Far from it, they were known as the Magenta Fairy. Which was rather odd because most of the other fairies were named after the colour they were. …
The Gingerbread Man
The reader might recall that the Realm had been flooded with a range of peculiar creatures. They were all the handiwork of the mighty Warlock. Had this been part of a huge scheme to bring misery or jeopardy to the various Kingdoms and their inhabitants? Was the Warlock merely in a creative mood, wanting to …
The Winter Festival
If you recall the climax to the classic award winning epic novel ‘The Carnival’, Santa turned up at the Bunt residence in Maida Vale begging Wilson for a hand. It turned out that the elves had been struck down with illness so that Santa, a fat man in a red and white costume, decided to …
Superman II
It is fair to say that comic book super hero movies have taken over Hollywood in the last two decades. Much of that is because of CGI and other innovations which can do them justice. Yet, back in the late 1970’s, probably the most famous super hero of them all was placed on the silver …
Oasis – Definitely Fade Away
Laying my cards on the table, I was an Oasis fan in the summer of 1994 when my knowledge of contemporary music came via the limited influences of Top of the Pops, The Chart Show and my elder relatives. I bought their debut album Definitely Maybe on the day it was released and promptly fell …
The Spy Without the Golden Gun
Sean Connery’s departure from the role of 007 just after 1967’s You Only Live Twice put the film series into a spiral for a decade, some of which was self-inflicted by Bond producers Cubby Broccoli and Harry Saltzman. Sure, Connery had become synonymous with the hero and a superstar in the process. Replacing him satisfactorily …
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