Prince Charming & The Grim Reaper

                                The Prince and the Evil Queen were surely only days from meeting each other in the battlefield. The latter had encountered some dissention in the ranks so that the newly recruited Griffin and the Tin Soldier Man had gone away for a few days on what can only be described as a jolly boys …

Prince Charming & The Weaver – Part II

            If the dear reader has been paying attention (and that is in the singular for a reason) then they (we haven’t established the gender of this clearly mentally deranged individual as of yet) need an update (which they probably do because they’re unlikely to be the sharpest knife in the drawer if they’re reading …

Prince Charming & The Beauty & The Beast

              The Sorcerer, along with Archie over his shoulder, had been viewing the recent adventures of the Prince, Percy, Red Riding Hood and the Frog using the crystal ball.             “He seems to have turned things around,” observed the Sorcerer. “They have stopped the Wolf, persuaded Goldilocks to go on the straight and narrow…business as …

Prince Charming & The Wedding

So our gallant heroes and Archie had found their separate ways to the Royal Palace to reveal what the naughty, meddlesome and scandal mongering Sorcerer had been up to. And now dear and loyal reader, after a long and exhausting journey full of ills, spills and talking horses, you are in for a finale jam …

Prince Charming & The Babes in the Wood

              So here we are for another exciting episode in the Prince Charming series. I would give them up but the public demand is immense. T-shirts with Percy on them are selling hand over fist. People are queuing overnight just to await the next free download. Archie has become a national hate figure. The Prince is …

Prince Charming & The Emperor’s New Clothes

            One may recall that Prince Charming and his devotees had taken the Golden Goose and the Genie in the Lamp from the clutches of the Evil Queen. This had been a major blow against her campaign to invade the entire Realm.             They travelled back to the Prince’s Kingdom where he considered his next …

Prince Charming & Hansel and Gretal

Once upon a time, in a remote forest in the Kingdom, there lived a family. There was a mother, a father and their two young children Hansel and Gretal. Their abode was a pathetic, draughty little shack for they were desperately poor.            It all stemmed from a variety of economic factors. The Prince Regent had …

Prince Charming & King Thrushbeard

            While the Evil Queen and her brother the Warlock were trying to create an army to wage war on the Realm, the Prince, Percy and Sleeping Beauty had been joined by the peculiar Leprechaun who had an unhealthy fixation with rainbows and pots of gold. However, as they rode through the Realm, another topic …

Prince Charming & The Berserkers

The Evil Queen sat on her chaise longue in the Palace as the Prince, Percy and Lord Gambier were brought before her. One says ‘Lord Gambier’ yet in recent hours it had been discovered that the odious and sweaty creature was in fact Archie in disguise. He had travelled to the Evil Queen’s residence in …

Prince Charming & Lord Gambier

A lot was at stake in the Realm. There were plenty of sociopathic villains wandering around the place abducting children, baiting badgers, hunting foxes and trying to subjugate the entire place. At the heart of this, Prince Charming had returned most unhappily to his own Kingdom for a rest.             That hadn’t lasted long because …